Numbers

My work makes me crazy sometimes. It's no wonder I get mired in creative inertia.

But it supplies enough material to keep me going for 3 lifetimes, if I thought to use it differently instead of getting crazy. I could film it, submit it raw and uncut, and it'd be a hit sitcom.

Real life is much more hilarious and ironic than make believe.

"We need you to redo your activity report." Eh? "We need to make it look more meaty, and we need some numbers." Numbers? "Numbers of or about what, exactly?" says me (my work is not number intensive, except to count the times I am required to do silly things...) "Well, we're not sure, but we'd really like some numbers..."

Ok then.